Brace Yourselves, Great-Lakes-Midwest

Oh Michigan weather, how you toy with us. Has everyone seen this? It is reportedly the largest wind storm in the past 70 years.

Of course, this is extremely puzzling because it's gorgeous outside my window and...

EDITED AT 11:30 TO ADD: Comforting emails from work:

SEVERE WEATHER WARNING -- the National Weather Service has issued a warning for a high risk of 80mph winds and tornadoes for most of lower Michigan until 6pm. This includes the Ann Arbor area. Prepare to shelter and secure outdoor equipment and property. Updates on TV and weather channels.

Yay.

EDITED AGAIN AT 3:15 TO ADD: More emails from work:

The Tornado Watched issued earlier today has been canceled.

Yay! For real!! But seriously, weather, let's get it together...